People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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