Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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