their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
youre lurking in front of me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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