Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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