i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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