All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
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say what?
wanna hang out?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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