what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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