How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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