we're making bets on your personal life
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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