Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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