I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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