If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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