I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Verdict: uncircumcised.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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