Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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