Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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