butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
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This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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