sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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