I look better un-naked...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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