a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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