This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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