if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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