I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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