Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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