Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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