actually, I'm a sock model
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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