with your own penis?
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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