Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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