I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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