We won't sleep together?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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