i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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