So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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