You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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