Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I got chris browned last night
You work out of a Hotel?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
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Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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