Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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