I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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