I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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