Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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