I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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