talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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