she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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