There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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