But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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Have fun and good luck.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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