super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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