rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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