ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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