I smell stomach acid.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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