yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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