I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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