Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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