Me. At least after what I've been through.
I smell stomach acid.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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